Year in Review · North Hollywood Elementary Yearbook

Another unforgettable year at North Hollywood Elementary. From the Science Fair to the Spring Play, from Quiz Bowl semifinals to the district cooking invitational — here’s everything we’ll still be talking about at our ten-year reunion.

Songs We Couldn't Shake

The Krelboyne class song — written and performed by Dewey Wilkerson
"Eye of the Tiger" — played before every Quiz Bowl match, per Reese
Whatever Reese was humming in the lunch line (still unidentified)
The Spring Play finale — you had to be there

Moments We'll Never Forget

The Spring Play — Francis Wilkerson remembered most of his lines
Dewey's east wing mural unveiling drew the biggest crowd since the fire drill
Film Friday: the gym projector worked for one full showing
The cooking invitational — nobody saw Reese coming

Things People Actually Said

"That's not right, Mr. Herkabe." —Malcolm Wilkerson, repeatedly
"Malcolm... is... wrong." —Stevie Kenarban, the one time it counted
"I don't have to listen to you!" — heard daily near the 4th-grade tables
"We'll discuss this at home." — Lois Wilkerson, via the front office intercom
"My mother will be calling about this." —Dabney Hooper

In the News

Krelboyne gifted class reached the regional Quiz Bowl semifinals
Reese Wilkerson placed 2nd at the district cooking invitational
Principal Block's coffee maker was never recovered
The new playground equipment survived exactly three weeks intact
Caroline Miller's substitute class attempted to stage a walkout (unsuccessful)

School Highlights

Science Fair — Malcolm Wilkerson's entry was disqualified for 'exceeding scope'
Quiz Bowl semifinals — the Krelboynes took 2nd, then disputed the scoring
Dewey Wilkerson's mural now covers the entire east hallway
Field Day relay race — won by Reese Wilkerson by a suspicious margin
Spelling Bee champion: Stevie Kenarban (the audience had time to settle in)